The One People Misunderstand
In Summer, It's Hard to Know
But Written Better...and Without Cringe
Or Sarcastic...Maybe a Thinly-Veiled Cry for Help
Did You Get the Gift Receipt?
Perfect For Holiday Dinners
Ruby Slippers Optional
(You Know the Melody)
Life's Really Just a Game, Anyway
Purple and Turquoise Optional (Black and Grey Preferred)
Nope, Not the Book or Movie
Grab Your Graphing Calculator